Yowzers, oopsies, oh no, and yikes!
My toddler had fallen off of his bike,
Crying and laughter filled the street,
My face turned almost redder than a beet
For how dare they laugh at my son!
I’ll show them, they’d better run
Run to heavens and they better stay put,
Cause if they come down I’ll break their foot
So that the next time they try and ride a bike,
They’ll say “Yowzers, oopsies, oh no, and yikes!”